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Randy Newman "I Love LA" Spoof for the American Love of War

Hate Switzerland
Ain't fought since 1712
And France is worse
Cigarettes and affairs ain't moral
Let's leave Jamaica to the weedsmokers
They ain't never accomplished nothin'

Rollin' down Baghdad Street
With a .50 caliber pointed straight ahead
Guardin' Mecca and Medina from their own
Keepin' this nuke pointed straight at Moscow
We were born to war

Roll down the windows
Watch for IEDs
It's 130 in Baghdad
But it still ain't hot
We were born to war

From South Korea
To lovely West Germany
Fort Bragg's my Riviera
Everybody's prepping for the kill zone
'Cause the warpath's in all directions
Looks like another war

I love our war (We love it!)
I love our war (We love it!)
I love our war (We love it!)

Look at that B-52
Look at that F-22 Raptor
Look at that Haji detainee
He's down on his knees
Look at these war machines
There ain't nothin' like 'em nowhere

WWI (We love it!)
WWII (We love it!)
Korea (We love it!)
Viet Nam (We love it!)
Iraq (We love it!)

I love our war (We love it!)
I love our war (We love it!)



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Hate New York City
It's cold and it's damp
And all the people dressed like monkeys
Let's leave Chicago to the Eskimos
That town's a little bit too rugged
For you and me you bad girl

Rollin' down the Imperial Highway
With a big nasty redhead at my side
Santa Ana winds blowin' hot from the north
And we was born to ride

Roll down the window put down the top
Crank up the Beach Boys baby
Don't let the music stop
We're gonna ride it till we just can't ride it no more

From the South Bay to the Valley
From the West Side to the East Side
Everybody's very happy
'Cause the sun is shining all the time
Looks like another perfect day

I love L.A. (We love it)
I love L.A. (We love it)

Look at that mountain
Look at those trees
Look at that bum over there, man
He's down on his knees
Look at these women
There ain't nothin' like 'em nowhere

Century Boulevard (We love it)
Victory Boulevard (We love it)
Santa Monica Boulevard (We love it)
Sixth Street (We love it, we love it)

I love L.A.
I love L.A.
(We love it)


No profanes - sacred
 
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