"Goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them." -- Sean Connery in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.



Well, the post-9/11 paranoia may have reached its peak. Because the Bureau of Prisons doesn't want inmates reading the Koran, they're removing thousands of "religious" texts, including Reinhold Niebuhr.

And every David Nelson and Robert Johnson better watch out -- you're on the FAA no-fly list.

Rage Against the Machine:

They don't gotta burn tha books they just remove 'em
While arms warehouses fill as quick as tha cells
Rally round tha family, pockets full of shells